Dear Ms. Eidenhart,

Sorry, I'm trying my best. The problem is that I don't have a scanner. I've printed out the MOU and have filled it out and signed it, but I'm going to have to take a trip to Staples to get it scanned in so that I can e-mail it back to Mr. Taylor. I was busy today with prior engagements, but I'm hoping to able to make it there sometime this weekend, or Monday at the latest.

As for my line of business, I'm a high school teacher.

Are you as excited about this as I am? If all goes well, it sounds like we're both going to be very rich soon!

-- Roy